— Mark Twain (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
There’s a dollar in my g string
THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.
EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS
IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST
This is just one massive train wreck
String players can be a bit high-strung.
y’all need to cellout
We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t
thank you for your contribution
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
Never too shy to ask for wifi passwords tho lol
Biotin really helping me out
how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name
— TheDailyPositive.com (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
i like the anaconda video for obvious reasons
but i’m not gonna pretend like the song is any good
Yeah, I don’t get the hype
when you tryna cuff her but she keep escaping the locks
*when you tryna cuff her and all the other bitches in town but she finds out and gets out